It's a monster with arms that seem to grow out of it's head. Weird.
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This certainly doesn't refer to my personal abilities as an artist, that's for sure.
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Those are some impressive hips, aren't they?
Boing Boing had a link to Wally Wood's 22 Panels That Always Work. I liked them, so I stole some of them to make this:
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This is supposed to be a famous guy. You probably can't tell who it is. I know I can't tell, and I drew it. I'm ready to be Vernon Carne!
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...looks a bit like the Joker, doesn't he?
So, I was on the shuttle to Citywalk today, and this kid sat down across from me. It was pretty clear that he wanted to look tough, but he couldn't quite pull it off. He was wear a bling-bling necklace (with a spinning medallion) that looked like it was made out of stainless steel- and it had a guy on it that looked like Kokopelli. His jacket, wasn't cool leather or even black denim- it was a black plastic windbreaker. It had "Psychotic Records" on the left breast, but it wasn't written all CRaZee THuG GanGSTa STYlE- it was neatly stitched handwriting. Not quite thug enough.
To be fair to the guy, I must point out that his arms were not freakishly short as depicted here.
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Also- the guy I thought was Kokopelli turns out to be the Psychotic Records Logo guy.
I originally wanted this guy to look like a lost member of the Beagle Boys, but it didn't quite work out. Also, he apparently plays for a team with a name that starts with Q.
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I was going to draw a cartoony Batman doing the Dean Scream, but it came out looking like this.
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Have you ever wondered what this site would look like if I could actually draw? Well, It might look like this.
In honor of Howard Dean's post-Iowa caucus speech:
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BONUS: Cash Meets Dean
Why does the world love Banjo Frog? I think it's his eyes.
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THIS JUST IN: Not everybody loves banjo frog.
I call it "Doodles I Made While Waiting For Someone to Come Home So I Could Fix Their Computer."
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You just know that bug thought he was the first one to ever think of carrying a giant baby-head balloon.
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I started out trying to draw Stupendous Man, but ended up with a bunch of flying guys, including a guy with a propellor on his head, a tiny Power Rangers type of guy, and a Superman with a hot pink cape.
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Because Crunch Berries don't prevent diverticulitis.
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This started out as an attempt at a cartoony Eminem, but I made one of his eyes black, so I decided to make it "Eminem with an eye popped out." It didn't look right, so I tried again. Then I drew the bow-tie thing in the upper left corner. Then the elf in the lower right corner. Finally, I achieved my goal- a cartoon elephant that says moo.
Today I found out that two of the most popular image editing programs won't let you scan or edit images of currency (even though it's legal to do so if you're not trying to make counterfeit bills), So I decided to take the easy way out and make my own.
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I call this one "The Monster from the Center of The Earth and Also The Woods!" Look if you dare:
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This is what I look like when I think my car is stolen:
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I was wrong, by the way. It wasn't stolen. It was impounded. Pay your registration fees, kids!
Above them, the beginnings of a cartoon dragon and part of the word "cornbread".
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Oh yeah, I spent a lot of time on this...
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This is some sort of scaly cat thing. The oval at the top of scalycat's head is the top of my pencil sharpener. Why? BECAUSE I SAID SO.
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I've decided to do a project this year. Every day, I'm going to post something I drew that day. It might be something I think is great- but most of it will look like today's fine entry, which is some sort of Incredible Hulk/Baby New Year hybrid.
Enjoy!
